Tonight’s story features a common folkloric theme found in tales around the world: animal-human coupling. Japanese folklore is especially rich with this, featuring tales of humans getting it on with birds, carp, clams, octopuses, frogs, dragons… and of course snakes, as today’s story shows.
My favorite thing about this story is the curse the husband shouts at the snake. Never in my whole life have I heard a curse as glorious as this one, and I can just visualize him stamping up and down, red-faced, steam pouring out of hears while he spouts off this long list of every god he can think of, swearing at these snakes. It’s a profanity of epic proportions, and the reaction of the snakes to it is just perfect. I know I would not want to mess with anyone who can spout off a curse like that at the drop of a hat…
The Snake from Tōtōmi Province Who Violated a Man’s Wife
In a mountain village in Tōtōmi Province there lived a village headman. While he was away on business, his wife went into the bedroom to take a nap. When the husband came home, he went to the bedroom and discovered a roughly 150 to 180 centimeter long snake wrapped two or three times around his wife, their mouths pressed together. When the headman saw this, he struck the snake with his staff and said, “You may just be a beast, but you are a menace to women! I should beat you to death, but just this once I will show mercy and spare you. If you ever do this again I will take your life.” Then he struck at the snake with his staff and drove it off towards the mountains.
The next morning, the headman slept in later than usual, and he awoke to the startled shouts of the men and women in his household, saying “What is this!” The headman got up and saw a 3 meter long snake in the middle of his garden. It was accompanied by a swarm of 30 to 180 centimeters long snakes, so large that there was no space to stand between them, raising their heads and flicking their red tongues.
The headman said, “You may just be beasts, but listen carefully! Yesterday I showed mercy upon one of you who attacked my wife, and now you come to curse me? But even for beasts, you are unprincipled and senseless! I swear by the kami and the buddhas; by the Three Jewels; by the gods of the heavens and the gods of the land; by Brahma, Indra, and the Four Heavenly Kings; by the sun, the moon, and all the constellations, realize what you are doing!”
He lost his temper so thoroughly and he spoke so severely that, starting with the largest one, all of the snakes bowed their heads to the ground and gathered around the largest snake. Then, all of the snakes in unison attacked the snake from the day before and bit it to death, then slithered off into the mountains. They never caused trouble after that.
It is a wonder that the headman was clever enough to avoid this danger, and that the snakes, though mere beasts, were able to listen to reason.